Sunday, March 18, 2012

#45 He Likes Chocolate

I need to share something with you. But, before reading, promise not to be mad at me because this will absolutely ruin your life.

It is the most wonderful, fantastical, outrageous dessert you will ever meet.

But, the second you make it you'll run into a problem. Either your thighs will explode because you've singlehandedly polished off the entire thing, or you will have to make it at every single family function (and that's only if your friends don't find you out).

The plus is that everyone will like you, a lot.

There will be lots and lots of smiling.

All you need is: a box of brownie mix, a 3.9 oz of chocolate pudding mix, (2) 8 oz containers of whipped cream, and a 14 oz can of sweetened condensed milk.

Make the brownies in a 13x9 pan according to the box directions. Resist all urges to eat them when they finish. Allow to cool completely.

Is it bad that I want to just dip my finger in there and eat the batter?

I promise, I didn't.

In a separate bowl, pour in the pudding mix...

1/2 a cup of water....

and the sweetened condensed milk.

Mix it all together until your bowl is full of dark chocolatey goodness. Then add one of the containers of whipped cream.

Mix until no streaks remain. Put the bowl aside.

Grab your awesome trifle bowl and the brownies. Cut the brownies into one inch squares. Cover the bottom of your trifle bowl with half of them.

Pour half of your chocolate mousse mixture on top.

Then, spread half of the other whipped cream container on top.

Repeat the layers: brownies, mouse, whipped cream.

I forgot to mention, it's pretty too. Before even tasting it mouths will burst open with extended vowel sounds. Then, within a few seconds, someone will shout out, "What is that?!".

That's when you just shrug your shoulders and say, "It's a Chocolate Trifle my friends."

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